Notable Remaining NHL UFAs

Hello Fellow Rangers Fans,
I just want to give you an update on all UFAs who will benifit the Rangers!

Columbus Blue Jackets- C Mike Peca
Mike Peca is a poor-man's Mark Messier who would be the perfect captain for the Rangers!

Dallas Stars - RW Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson is an underrated power forward who can do it all!

Detroit Red Wings - D Chris Chelios
Despite his age, Chris Chelios has quite a few Stanley Cups to his credit, and can light a fire under the candy-asses of the Rangers gutless defensemen!

Los Angeles Kings - D Denis Gauthier
Denis Gauthier is the crowd pleasing, open-ice hitting, defensive defenseman the Rangers desperatley need since the unfair departure of Darius Kasparaitis!

New York Islanders - RW Mitch Fritz
Mitch Fritz is a fighting machine with size, strength, and unlimited power to boot!

San Jose Sharks - D Alexei Semenov
Alexei Semenov is far from a good defensive defenseman, but at 6'6", he'd be an upgrade for the Rangers beyond pathetic defense!

Toronto Maple Leafs - G Curtis Joseph or Olaf Kolzig
Curtis Joseph or Olaf Kolzig are obviously not the long-term answers between the pipes, but they are battlers who can push "The Soft One" Henrik Lundqvist!


Notable M.I.A. UFAs

Robin Big Snake LW- A crowd pleasing Goon who will tie up, switch hands, knee, gouge, head-butt, and even bite to win.

Ashlee Langdone RW- A crowd pleasing Goon who gets mucho penalty minutes, but is not as good as the other enforcers.

Billy Tibbetts C- The most underrated 2-way power forward ever to play the game has fought many bigger men and survived. A great technical fighter.

So, I'd like to hear your opinions at your leasure. Thanks again.
JOEY